I laugh at all you faggots who are imprisoned in a relationship. They are worthless. The only men who need their better half were half a man to begin with. Look what I get to do. I wake up, and go surfing in the morning before work.
That moment when you realise the extent of your level of nerd... waking up at 6am to research psychographic segmentations and teach yourself the psychology of business because you couldn’t stop dreaming of it.