Apple branch told me if I was a good goy I would get the moderator status and that was back when I was 12 I was practically groomed for this position
I think I would be a good mod I have a Jewish heritage spanning back to king David and so therefore the moderator status was promised to me 5000 years ago
If you give me mod I will do the following to make the server big and beautiful and amazing:
I will import all the big booty Latinas from outside vanilla Minecraft servers and create a wonderful economy there will be so much winning you won’t even be able to stop yourself you’ll say snoopy please there’s too much winning too many big booty Latinas too much money and I will say no buddy you get even more winning
My second action:
I will outlaw being gay in accordance with the Torah
My third action:
I will make it mandatory for every single player from each rival faction to go to temple where we all unite in hannukah and sing kumbayah and at each event after the great peace treaty we will host a blood tournament where the loser gets publically flogged tarred and feathered after being humiliated by losing to their rival in classic pvp
My fourth action:
I get rid of crystals tridents and weird explodey gay things those are for the biggest faggots and as I said in law 2 being gay is illegal like I said only classic 1.8 pvp will be allowed via plugins with all the benefits of modern Minecraft blocks because I know you losers love to build
My fifth action:
Instead of doing the jail system like apple branch did we make internment camps so every hacker and gay boy works in the fields and mines for us in the internment camps where they have to reach a specific quota of diamonds to put in the community chest or else until then we will subject them to torture with the ball crusher 9000 a new invention neverbeforeseen
If you want these laws implemented just give me the power I will get right to work or don’t if you’re gay which I know you are all will be ours Benjamin Netanyahu is on my side
